Funny!!!
LOL...this joke made me crack up. Probably because its true for the most part....and guys ARE bad drivers =P. Women just happen to be the voice of reason. Why can't men see that? And it's not called nagging...its called being cautious and rational. (something men don't know how to be LOL) Okay okay, enough guy bashing for now...and to the guys who are reading this, I'm just kidding ...sort of...
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A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
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A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
posted by RandomLiterati at 10:58 PM
2 Comments:
LOL - I'm with you Shaz, some guys just need direction, not our fault :p But then again, that driving episode from first year still leads me to believe that you do too...I still have nightmares :S
I have been in the car with both of you... and i must say I was scared for my life. Pinching wars that have led to driving into oncoming traffic!! Crazy kids!
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